Erika: “Dad, what happened to you? I heard we’re going to have a little brother or sister?”
Taji*on his phone*: “Or a monster.”
Alice: “SHUT THE FUCK UP TAJI! OH MY GOD DAD!! I’m like… SOOO Happy to have a little sibling! I’ve always wished I had one! I already have so many ideas for when it’ll be born and…”
Sanji: “Alice where’s your bra?”
Erika: “WTF… Can I touch? I mean… There really a baby in there?”
Taji: “His milking. Of course there’s a baby in there.”
Erika: “But how will it… I mean.. Where is it going to.. Exit?”
Alice: “…”
Sanji: “…”
Taji*snorts*: “Someone’s gonna have to take a huge shit…”
Sanji: “You’re just like your father…”
Taji *smirks*: “Yes mom.”
SanBen kids : Twins Alice and Erika
TaySan kid: Taji
I promised you~
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