Why is there a war between choosing Croc and Zoro on who is better? There is someone better but definitely not any of them (LOL just joking cause I wanna add fuel to the fire, but why those two?)

MY BOYFRIEND IS #1 FOR ME EVEN IF HE STINKS AND HAVING NO SENSE OF DIRECTION AND HAVING A FUCKING LAWN FOR HEAD IDFC I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BF I TOLERATE NOBODY ELSE EVEN IF IT’S ME

Why is there a war between choosing Croc and Zoro on who is better? There is someone better but definitely not any of them (LOL just joking cause I wanna add fuel to the fire, but why those two?)

MY BOYFRIEND IS #1 FOR ME EVEN IF HE STINKS AND HAVING NO SENSE OF DIRECTION AND HAVING A FUCKING LAWN FOR HEAD IDFC I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BF I TOLERATE NOBODY ELSE EVEN IF IT’S ME